Swedish Crab Wank 

When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

Swedish Crab Wank by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

Swedish Crab Wank 

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

Swedish Crab Wank by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

pull my wank 

Jacking off

When I'm horny I go to my bedroom and pull my wank.

pull my wank by Got Bent Last Night September 10, 2023

think tank wank 

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

think tank wank by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

Butt Naked Wank

When you have the house all to yourself and crank the hog totally butt ass naked

Cuh u haven’t had a butt naked wank??? Ur missing out

Butt Naked Wank by Milf Hunter Jit November 16, 2023

wee b4 wank 

when you piss before having a wank so that you don't piss yourself

John: "Hey bro wanna have a wank 1v1, you know the rules!" Andrew: "Sure man but wait a sec I need to wee b4 wank."

John: "Oh shit go for it, this isn't a golden shower."

wee b4 wank by bluscouttf2 December 9, 2023

Code 3 wank 

Call a code 3 from the toilets and find out who comes first: you or the security staff.

Brandon was having a Code 3 wank instead of counting stock on Monday.

Code 3 wank by Kokonut123 January 8, 2024