Rub the Roast

A sexual activity, the process of dry humping rather than engaging in full on intercourse.

She didn't want to go all the way so she suggested that we rub the roast instead.

by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012

Ashley's Roast Beef

A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.

I was so disgusted when she sent me a picture of Ashley's Roast Beef!

by ZapataPotPieRecipes69 September 2, 2015

Mexican pork roast

When a border patrol officer is burned alive over drugs

Did you hear about the cop being burned in Mexico it must have been a Mexican pork roast

by Theholeycrap November 25, 2015

god's roast

A roast beef so goof it can only be known as God's own roast.

"Bro, this roast beef is so good, it must be God's roast!"

by DumbNuts September 5, 2016

gravy on your roast

Ejaculation on a male/females arse

Im going to put my gravy on your roast

by GhettoChildrensSexEducation May 24, 2017

Being of constant roast

Someone or something that gets roasted a lot. A bad game, a best friend, whatever. As a person, it would be the type that gets roasted even then when they are on the winners' side and everyone agrees, just because they are a being of constant roast by nature.

Friend: Dude, that guy over there is getting roasted again.
Me: People can't help it, he's a being of constant roast.

by Kuraion August 3, 2018

Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.

“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”

by TheVDiesel August 5, 2018