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monkey bumble

To punch some one in the back of the head.
When your fucking a girl from behind, you monkey bumble her in the back of the head as hard as you can, then fuck her in the ass

monkey in my cheezle 

There is a monkey in your pants or, there is a monkey in your friend who is a cheezle's pants.
Dude theres a monkey in your cheezle!!

Dude theres a monkey in my cheezle!!

monkey bumbles 

A monkey's naughty bits. The part of the monkey that you don't want to see.
That monkey was touching his monkey bumbles in front of the kids.

monkey rubber 

a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap
Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!

[monkey plugger] 

a person who only fornicates black people
dude my manager is such a monkey plugger he only hits on black chicks

Monkey Bonus

n. 100 points is awarded to you when you kill a monkey.

Note: this also works on monkees.
Katelyn steadied her rifle and shot the monkey, awarding her the monkey bonus.
Monkey Bonus by Awesomeman123 October 3, 2008