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Dirty Kelly

A "dirty Kelly" is when you go out in public completely naked late at night with a girl who doesn't mind having sex on the hood of your car, a park bench, or the neighbor's trampoline.
I went for a dirty Kelly behind the Walmart last night with a chick I met on the clearance aisle.
by Pimpstik June 21, 2023
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Dirty Kraig

Dirty Craig

You tell a lot of big dick jokes and a woman responds with something like "Guys who brag always have the tiny ones". But then the two of you have sex, she finds out your dick is huge, and she winds up hospitalized.
I'm on Social Security Disability ever since that Dirty Kraig when I broke both of my hips.
by Ruthless Greene June 21, 2023
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Dirty Navid

When she's pegging you doggystyle and then whips out the strap-on to give you a Dirty Sanchez.
After that Dirty Navid I feel like a Mexican with ring sting.
by KFC_anon June 21, 2023
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dirty chocolate wafer

a wafer that u drop on the floor but pick up and still eat it
“aw man i dropped my chocolate wafer
“oh no! now u have a dirty chocolate wafer
by dirtychocolatewafer June 21, 2023
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Dirty Tanja

She's German and kinky, dominant too
The J is for German and Jesus and it'd best to know both before you mess with her.
You'll need a safe word for this one.
Better pronounce it right or she will choke you into exstacy...like Lasagna or Piranha but never like Tangerine.
Unforgettably tantalizing, dirty Tanja
Went to the Octoberfest and was assaulted behind the Porta potties by a Dirty Tanja with a strap on.
by Aquarella79 June 21, 2023
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Dirty Mickey

He's the guy you want in your corner, he is not the guy you want to challenge. Believes in hard work, earning money. Honest to a fault and is known for putting his foot in his mouth.
A real dirty mickey is a guy that nobody wants to mess with but everyone wants to be friends with.
by Inked_r June 22, 2023
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dirty mish

When a wild Indian rubs bare skin vagina onto a tree that has poison Ivy on it and then uses hand sanitizer as lube.
Yo that girl did a dirty mish yesterday in the forest it was crazy
by Cumman37 June 22, 2023
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