The flaky crust on a person's anus after continuously not wiping.
Alex said he'd give me $100 for eating his chocolate wafer.

I was about to give my girlfriend a rim job when I noticed she had a massively thick chocolate wafer on her butt hole.
by Dahaka November 6, 2013
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a wafer that u drop on the floor but pick up and still eat it
aw man i dropped my chocolate wafer
“oh no! now u have a dirty chocolate wafer”
by dirtychocolatewafer June 22, 2023
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