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Back handed scuttle wank 

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When you reverse the hand when masturbating.
When I masturbate I like to turn my hand around and have a back handed scuttle wank.
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Full Kit Wank 

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A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.
Man I was dressed up ready to go and had a Full Kit Wank
Full Kit Wank by Dingo3000 May 18, 2022
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A lonely wank in a Travelodge 

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You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.
The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.
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pooey bum wank 

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When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe
Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!
pooey bum wank by Freeboy March 10, 2023
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Double stocking wank 

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The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs
Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank
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Calm-down wank 

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When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.
Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.
Calm-down wank by cyclopentane June 27, 2023
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