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smoothy by pepsimax11 May 10, 2009
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Scooter kid
The best type of kids they spend 700$ on a scooter with there moms paypal and snake everyone (OR) they’ll be hella cool doing flips and riding the bowl like a boss
Scooter kid by ImNotYourHater August 29, 2018
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Kentucky Mud Scooter
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smooth sailing
"That bitch was smooth sailing!"
"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"
"That homeless bum can smooth sail all night for some crack."
"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"
"That homeless bum can smooth sail all night for some crack."
smooth sailing by C Witt July 23, 2008
scooter
crappy, pointless form of 2-wheeled transport.
modern scooters are usually between 50 and 250cc, feature a "step through" frame and small wheels (8-13 inches in diameter, usually around 10).
50cc ones are most common among teenagers. most are 2-stroke, and make a noise akin to that of a hedge-trimmer. 4-stroke ones are available, although incredibly sluggish.
scooters tend to be much slower and lacking in power than motorcycles, and usually have "twist and go" transmission.
they can be made to go quite fast. but most of the really fast ones are in such a high state of tune that they don't last very long, and constantly suffer from mechanical problems. and besides, who wants speed on a machine that doesn't have gears, weighs about as much as its rider and has such small wheels? no matter how much you dress up a turd, it's still a turd.
modern scooters are usually between 50 and 250cc, feature a "step through" frame and small wheels (8-13 inches in diameter, usually around 10).
50cc ones are most common among teenagers. most are 2-stroke, and make a noise akin to that of a hedge-trimmer. 4-stroke ones are available, although incredibly sluggish.
scooters tend to be much slower and lacking in power than motorcycles, and usually have "twist and go" transmission.
they can be made to go quite fast. but most of the really fast ones are in such a high state of tune that they don't last very long, and constantly suffer from mechanical problems. and besides, who wants speed on a machine that doesn't have gears, weighs about as much as its rider and has such small wheels? no matter how much you dress up a turd, it's still a turd.
smooth jazz
Man #1 - "Hey, we're gonna be late if we don't leave now. Where are you?"
Man #2 - "I'm outside. I just pulled into the driveway."
Man #3 - "Smooth Jazz."
Guy A - "How did the game go? Did you do anything special?
Guy B - "We won by one point. I hit the game-winner."
Guy A - "Smooth Jazz!"
Man #2 - "I'm outside. I just pulled into the driveway."
Man #3 - "Smooth Jazz."
Guy A - "How did the game go? Did you do anything special?
Guy B - "We won by one point. I hit the game-winner."
Guy A - "Smooth Jazz!"
smooth jazz by M. Bracey January 8, 2009