Let’s gets cross faded af . Like shitty drunk not pissy drunk.( peeing is wild but shits are all chill )
by AFTERTHEHEARTBREAc August 25, 2018
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Get the Juice drunk mug.when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.
So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.
by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018
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by 3’ilg June 2, 2018
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Bre, “You sound different tonight are you ok?”
Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”
Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”
by Reyer June 3, 2018
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Gosh have you seen that one bitch Karen today?
Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk
Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk
by That bitch Bryleigh June 4, 2018
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"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad
"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad
"Fair enough."-Brad
"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad
"Fair enough."-Brad
by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018
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