Ass Basket 

A person who has demonstrated his ability to be more than just an ordinary ass! A massive jerk equivalent to a basket full of asses.

Jeez that guy is a real ass basket!

Ass Basket by Renegade63x September 18, 2009

Ass Mass 

A place of worship (Catholic, Jewish, Protestant, etc) that attracts an inordinate amount of good-looking, young professional types with a reputation as the place to go go to hook up for both spiritual and booty worship.

You're at an Ass Mass when the kneeling segments entail dozens of women simultaneously reaching back to pull down their shirts to hide tattoos, and pull up their low riders to cover their thongs

Ass Mass by -vMAN- December 3, 2009

Ass Jouster 

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.

"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."

Ass Jouster by Joey December 6, 2004

ass wrapper 

A short, tight skirt that covers a girls ass like saran wrap.

John: Did you see that shit?

Coach P: Damn...she has that "ass wrapper" on so tight I might need help getting that shit off.

ass wrapper by Coach P July 13, 2006

Ass Crackwhore 

A woman with a tattoo on the small of her back, aka tramp stamp, signifying she is of a higher sexual experience, and also most likely under the use of drugs do to the hideousness of her face, and/or her body. Usually of a lower intelligence, and sometimes borderline retarded.

I was totally about to mack on some girl, when i saw the tattoo on the small of her back, and realized she was a major ass crackwhore.

Ass Crackwhore by Casey Llewoh November 30, 2007

ass-sucker

a person that sees an ass and sucks it!!!

Stan: "Cartman your such an ass-sucker !''

Cartman:''what the hell is an ass-sucker?''

Stan: "you see and ass and you suck it!"

ass-sucker by kit.T93 May 15, 2010

Ass Larva 

Having an infestation of maggots with a combination of anal seepage

Tubby you got your ass larva all over me!

Ass Larva by mrs. sez sex slave May 27, 2011