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Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
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virgin atheist

A virgin atheist Is a bitch who shits on other people’s beliefs just so they can feel better about their 2 inch penis.
Person 1: I believe in god.
Virgin Atheist: HAHA STUPID DUMDASS!!
by Wall tree February 11, 2023
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Virgin

One who has never touched a female or had any physical touch with a female. Often named "Jerian" or "ItsJerian" and lives in his parents house.
"Dude, I heard ItsJerian is a virgin! I've heard he hasn't touched a female since middle school!"
by ZexrowIsBetter April 22, 2021
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The Sons of Virgins

A TV series broadcast on YouTube. It follows the adventures of the fiction “Thiccman” in the world of the game “GTA Online”.

Often citied as one of the most influential Christian Music series of 2020.
by Wally Talker October 4, 2025
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backpack virgin

You are a backpack virgin when you lose your virginity just because you are rich or famous.A lot of people have this like: The BackPackKid, Jojosiwa, Jake Paul, Royalistiq and many more.
Jesus, how ugly he is! He must be a backpack virgin!!
by lolmeneervandeeheidha June 25, 2020
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Virgin

The word that perfectly describes you and something you have experienced your whole life
Look in the mirror you have a perfect example of being a virgin
by AKA2virgins May 2, 2022
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virgin zack

A name used to personify an imaginary person, usually made up on the spur of the moment.
Hi, my name is virgin zack people call me virgin zack.
by .25$ July 22, 2010
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