Twat waffle

It is a shriveled up vagina

Did you just bang that twat waffle

by Caiden rrr February 10, 2018

TWAT

TWAT a word originally from Liverpooland means cunt

Lillian and Lexi are TWATS

by Rectanglebroomlalaobama December 30, 2016

twat waffle

A person of extreme stupidity and obliously knows it but continues to be on the defence.

Shut up you fucking twat waffle . You're so stupid.

by Biff Fuckuall January 17, 2017

gollum like twat

It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.

Oi, you gollum like twat.

You fucking gollum like twat.

by Xodi January 28, 2017

Twat Waffle

A person who is to you, like a waffle sore is to a Vagina.

Girl, Roberto the 3rd is a Twat Waffle, actually I'd prefer an actual Twat Waffle.

by MendAkin October 17, 2019

Twat

1) A vulgar way to refer to women's genitals .

2) A person regarded as stupid or obnoxious .

3) In British English, to hit or punch someone.

'Yesterday I went to the gynecologist to have my twat checked'

'I can't stand her, she is a twat'

'I want to twat her, but I also don't want to get in trouble'

by Anonymous ッ October 27, 2019

Photogbomb twat

Female whose insecurities drive her to catch unflattering pics of women whose looks have triggered the roving eyes on their love interests.

Subversive Suzie the photogbomb twat, caught a most unflattering pic of the busty,bench pressing, chick at the gym that stirred a serious man ogle erection in her man.

by anonymous November 2, 2019