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Members of The Woolwich Arsenal Travellers Society
A lot of Arsenal fans were outside Stamford Bridge the other day. In other words, a lot of TWATS were there.
TWATS by Goonbater June 19, 2020
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1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature.

2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)

3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
"Look at those bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station.

got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.

"I voted for Tony Blair"!
twats by STePPeNWoLFe September 20, 2006
Who would you check out the twat on her?!

Man that is one hair twat!
twats by THE FISHMAN April 18, 2004
Those girls use twitter? What twats...
Twats by PixelatedStars May 22, 2009
Collective term for people who use twitter.com
"Hey I just met up with the Philedelphia Twats today. We tweeted constantly about the meeting and didn't actually interact socially at all.."
twats by toby_one April 19, 2009
"Bill, what do ya think of my new barbeque? The bricks were left over from the house extension".
Hey it's great Frank! Did you build it yourse.........What the fuck happened to your fucking tree man"?
"Oh that, well it was looking a bit out of hand and some Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery, (TWATS) said they just happened to be in the area and would be happy to sort it out for me. An hour and £100 later, that's how the TWATS left it. A proper set of C.U.N.T.'s".
TWATS by jdajuk April 27, 2010