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Super soft 

Beyond the pale of limpness. Some men try to fold it in half and push it in but it just doesn’t work
The love-making was thwarted by Mr. Super Soft over there.

Super Goon 

Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person
This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street
Super Goon by Jiiiimboo June 27, 2021

Super Smash DaBros

Having sex with the bros, except it ain't gay if it da homies.
Guy 1: wanna play super smash dabros?
other guys: hell yeah lets have a sevensome!!!

Super Viking 

The ranking for a Nordic sailor guy that is above a Regular Viking, but below a Super Duper Viking
"my Nordic cousin Bjørn got promoted from a low-class Regular Viking to a intermediate-class Super Viking"
Super Viking by Botanical Gull July 11, 2021

Super Tokyo Man 

The hero of Tokyo and defender of all things Japanese. If you are in Japan and danger is a comin’ have no fear for super Tokyo man is always near. Has the powers to fight crime and resurrect dead bodies.
Guy: do you think we should call the police.

girl: I think we should call Super Tokyo Man

super duper space cadet 

A girl usually who has her head so far up in the clouds that she is in space. A dumb girl.
Dude she has her head in the cloud practically up in space. She's a real super duper space cadet.