you fail at life

Exclamation of which many forms exist (i.e. you fail, you fail it, you suck at life), used after the subject has failed at performing an easy, simple or mundane task.

If said straightfaced and/or casually, the effect can be greater than that of other, milder insults. However, its use and effectiveness depend heavily upon timing.

Conversely, "I fail at life" can be used to acknowlege one's own failiure.

(Person A proceeds to open their front door, but in doing so slips and falls, causing them to wipe out on their front steps.)
Person B: "Wow. You fail at life."

you fail at life by The J-Spot January 16, 2005

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is a subjective question perhaps. The answer may vary from person to person to aardvark to flower.
How you live your life as a sentient being is perhaps more relevant than what purpose does life itself serve.

There are few guarantees in life and to assume that any answer to any question is correct is arrogant folly.
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing” – Socrates

However everyone is entitled to an opinion. Here is mine…

The meaning of life is.... life

Life is the most amazing thing; it is something that we take for granted because we do not know any better.

If we could understand just how surreal the whole concept of life is - we would surely implode or just fade away into insanity.

Hold your hand up in front of your face, wiggle your fingers - do you understand how beautiful, bizarre and amazing the whole concept is?

Take a walk outside look at anything, listen to everything, touch something, smell the soil, taste the air - these are not things you should be able to do - you should not exist.

Life is not something that should exist; it does not make sense, it cannot be explained rationally.

Life is enjoyed in the simplicity, the natural beauty of nature and emotion

Life is hard, life is oh so painful.

But... life is beautiful; without life there is no love.

Without love there is nothing.

Therefore the meaning of life is life, because without life there is no love

Love is all - cant you feel it?

Tuesday 12/01/2010

The meaning of life by sandy28 January 11, 2010

on life 

to promise; like swearing on someones grave.

Me: i didn't kiss your girlfriend, man!
Tim: i heard you did!
Me: i swear i didn't!
Tim: you did!
Me: on life i didn't!

on life by cxa March 8, 2010

Second Life 

An unstable, unsecured virtual real time chat platform/medium, that claims no responsibility for anything, brought to you by the creator of an internet video conferencing sofeware, which was later acquired by RealNetworks. Players are generally in their 20s or 40s'
Where one (as a predator or victim) can waste lots of real time and monies w/ delusions of reliving a bettered remembered "glory days" as any sex or creature or thing, killing time w/ desperate housewives, retirees, drunks, the mentally ill and different dregs of ppls on Government Assistance, validating their time playing by creating crap or on sexual conquests, while they avoid their real life (aka 1st life) waiting for their 3rd life (aka death).
Recent media attention, I.R.S., pedophilia, hacked accounts, constant kiddie scripted disruptions.

Second Life "Come for the hoes, stay for the lolz!"
Second Life "I hang on Second Life waiting for WOW to finish their maintenance."
Second Life "Where PS/coding skills make you are God!"
Second Life "The internet's' final frontier for your rents!"
Second Life "One word, lag!"

Second Life by pebo June 12, 2008

JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA 

A VAGINA THAT GETS A GRIP ON YOUR COCK AND DOESN'T LET IT GO UNTIL YOU, NEED OXYGEN AND A COCK TOW TRUCK TOGET YOUR COCK OUT OF THERE.. HOLDS YOU LIKE THE JAWS OF LIFE FOR A HARD COCK.

HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!

JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA by ROACHES October 16, 2012

take life day by day 

Don't dwell on the past, and don't stress over the future. Instead, learn from your past mistakes, and prepare for the future. You don't need to have every single detail of your life worked out. Do what you can based on what you know, and accept the inevitability of unexpected and unknown events. Have an open mind and be ready to, if possible, adapt to these events as they happen.

"How do you keep your sanity as a police officer, knowing that, one day, you could be killed in the line of duty?"
"You just have to take life day by day."

take life day by day by Seeker of All Truth April 26, 2014

MAKE OUT LIFE 

MAKE OUT LIFE mit bürgerlichen Namen: Jeik smith Tuan Redfielt“

Geboren am: 16.05.2003

Us-Rapper und Songwritter

Erster song: Kill Me Feat.XXXTentacion

( 2015)

Aufbruch: Hurt Me part 1

Beziehung‘s Status: Verlobt mit Leonie Bernecker

MAKE OUT LIFE Hatte guten Kontakt zu XXXTentacion & der XXL freshman class 2017.

MAKE OUT LIFE with real name: Jeik smith Tuan Redfielt "
Born on: May 16, 2003
US rapper and songwriter
First song: Kill Me Feat.XXXTentacion

(2015)
Departure: Hurt Me part 1
Relationship status: engaged to Leonie Bernecker

MAKE OUT LIFE Had good contact to XXXTentacion & the XXL freshman class 2017.

MAKE OUT LIFE by Bad Vibes Forever May 28, 2020