Lincoln juice

A large cup of coffee, typically from Starbucks or other premium coffee shop, costing nearly five dollars. Named for the portrait of Lincoln that is spent to acquire the product.

Before we leave, I need to stop off for a Lincoln juice.

by Mark Gosson May 4, 2007

plant juice

A morbid healthy liquid that one drinks.

Tastes like a morbid mixture of salsa, peanut butter, and canned cranberries.

Has the tendency to make one morbid/drousy/lazy/drunk/fly/hallucinate/high



morbid

A morbid state of the juices of a plant, or in this case, plant juice

by Garephanie February 5, 2009

Drinking the juice

A illegal act where someone is caught consuming the substance known as the "juice".

Jerry: Why did Terry go to jail?
Tom: He was caught drinking the juice.

by MelonMann1111 May 21, 2018

gloom juice

slang term for mans semen.

DAMMIT! I just shot ma gloom juice all over the avon catalouge. My mum is gonna be spewing!

by timmy spoonguard December 18, 2003

Joker Juice

Also know as Joker Jooce or even Joker Jooece, this concoction is rumored to have been seen in the realms of Magic Mountain. Only a fable, yet able to draw hundreds into its cult status.

Me: "What you sell?"
Attendant: "Freshers Frozen Lemonade"
Me: "Got anything harder?"
Attendant: "There ain't nuthin harder."
Me: "Joker Jooece?"
Attendant: "There ain't no such thing! Now get the Hell outta here!"

by UberMeng July 31, 2003

pimp juice

what I have to wipe off myself when I go back to my husband in the morning...

Fuck, he got his pimp juice all over my back, my ass, my hair..

by SWHEAT August 25, 2006

juice bag

A person who has drank themselves beyond being shitfaced.
A person who is "juiced" is a juice bag.
Juice bags have nothing to do with steroids, those are juice monkeys, get your shit straight.

"Stop humping that fuckin turtle you juice bag!"

by cheeks87 April 3, 2007