John henry 

John Henry is a handsome kind and fun to be around

Look at that boy he looks so John henry.

John henry by User_59697813267 September 12, 2020

John Brown 

(always emphasized in a low tone)

1. A stranger acting or who could be acting in a morally questionable way. (After Civil War figure)
2. Simply a stereotypical person that you are or feel like being suspicious of for whatever reason.

1. “Check out this John Brown handing out his business cards to the people in line on Black Friday for his legal services in case an injury occurs. Like are you serious here?!?”
“Stay here and guard this pile of broken electronics in case some John Brown decides to take it upon himself to recycle them for us. You never know...”
2. “Look at this John Brown walking down the street with his groceries like he’s got nothing to do. I see you. -.-“

John Brown by shaggymorphism October 28, 2021

john halo 

A pretty cool guy

Human: John halo from xbox is a pretty cool guy

john halo by anonymous June 14, 2022

John King 

The greatest man that ever lived.

He can cure cancer with his tears, too bad he never cries.

John King doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the crap out of it.

John King by wolfpack2013 February 13, 2013

John Cena 

Verb- To overcome the odds

A.K.A- Superman

Too much of anything is bad. We've had too much John Cena.

John Cena by Rememberme January 1, 2009

John Shit 

It's when someone you know does something incredibly dumb & there is absolutely no logic behind it at all "That's Some John Shit!" And you feel like you're out of your gourd/speechless at how stupid oneself could be.

Someone that takes a shower right before they workout, & after. That's some John Shit.

John Shit by good buddy June 12, 2014

John Wilkes Booth

After giving a girl an Abe Lincoln (see the definition), working up another cumshot and blowing it in the back of her head, then getting the hell out of there.

Since I knew that her boyfriend would be coming home in ten minutes, and I was skipping town that night, I pulled a John Wilkes Booth and fingered her with my nut-drenched finger.

John Wilkes Booth by Prestinian March 22, 2003