hazy janes

marijuana, weed mary janes > hazy janes

sunday morning , got the hazy hazy janes

by hazy freddie August 23, 2011

Joesphe

fuckin weirdest/coolest/idiotic person ever
with a fanciful name XD

DAYUMMM Joesphe's as cool as waffle fucking

by not natalie August 20, 2009

joneser

to abuse and/or consume drugs

Nico Malorni is a big joneser

by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008

jonesy

A term used to describe a unfair player in a type of game. Normally from a southern decent and competes at a professional level.

We had bob playing with us today and he must of been playing like a jonesy.

by cplzzz October 8, 2009

Jonesy

An adjective to describe a guy who is sweet. He'll talk to you about anything, and won't be a perv. He'll laugh at your joke even if it's not funny. He'll keep your secrets and won't judge you for them. He'll stay up all night to talk to you. He doesn't like when you call him Jonesy. And oh he has a really big dick

Girl: I met this guy, he's not like the rest.
Friend: What's he like? Do you think he's good looking
Girl: Yeah... He's just... Jonesy
Friend: *jealous* Well the nice guys have tiny dicks!
Girl: No wonder you're such a sweetheart

by e.r.a. October 24, 2011

jonesing

To shake uncontrollably because of a strong desire or need for something

She was jonesing for more sleep

by rick November 4, 2003

Mama Janes

Only the most darn delectable Pizza available on Earth. The chips drenched in mayonnaise are pretty okay too. It's Mama Janes. I'm offended I've had to define this, quite frankly. You're hungry, what do you do? You eat. But where do you eat? MAMA JANES. It's simple.. it's common sense, you just wanna eat that pizza forever. It's like some kind of JOKE that these people DARE make food so desirable that I and my poor friends become putty in their chip-fat soaked hands whenever an ounce of hunger strikes.

It's like 1 2 and 3!
A to the B to the C!
MAMA J FOR ME!
They hold the key!
Let's part-ee!
Order now and you will see!
Mama Janes is worth the fee!
Whickee whickee!
... Bumble bee!

Scenario 1
Person A: "MAMA JANES..."
Person B: "I was thinking the same thing...."

Scenario 2
Person A: "MAMA JANES..."
Person B: "Mate.. I had one earlier!"
Person A: "Oh.. nevermind th.."
Person B: "Oh no, I'll have another, obviously!"
Person A: "You're my best mate."

Scenario 3
Person A: "MAMA.."
Person B: "JANES!!!"

Scenario 4
Person A: "OM NOM NOM NOM NON NOOOMM"
Person B: "... OM NOM NOM NOM OM NOMS NOM NOM OM NOOOM!"

by A Mama Janes faithful January 15, 2008