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crashing police horses 

1. (v) A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each others clitoris to orgasm.

2. (v) when a male or female has two penises inserted any combo of his/her mouth, anus, or vagina, but is most commonly done in the anus and vagina
1. Dude did you see those two chicks crashing police horses in the bathroom?

2. Last night me and my buddy crashed police horses with the girl from my biology class. It was incredible and uncomfortable all at the same time.
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Crushendo Pro 

Stands for Crying, Shitting, Wanking at the same time while throwing up
A Crushendo Pro is best reserved for occasions such as: HoneyMoon, New Job Acceptance speech and as a generally bonding, "getting to know you better" kind of experiences.
Crushendo Pro by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010
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bean crusher 

An individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of cunnilingus. Every woman wants one of these!

The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.
Prince Charming is a bean crusher.

Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.

He crushed my bean all night long.
bean crusher by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013

@fspac_crushes 

A page running on Instagram and several platforms with the purpose of posting anonymous confessions from various people, students, parents, teachers, mothers, grandmothers, animals, elves, etc. It is basically dedicated to all students who are part of the Faculty of Political, Administrative and Communication Sciences in Cluj-Napoca, Romania.

Reminder: It often brings people together, helps them fall in love or ends very badly for some, and some confessions can trigger break-ups among poor students.

Here you can tell your opinion however you want, about anyone, however you want. Confessions are sent one hundred percent anonymously. Nobody gonna know how came from or who is posting it. Basically it's a dark-weeb for the „plebs” dedicated only to distinguished college.

Fact: Wanted! Rumor around college is that exposing the person behind the page can yield immense value. High price on his head.
Michael:

- "I've had enough, brother! I can't take it anymore! I want to take a chick to the college cafeteria for a caş pane.

Thomas:

- "Post a confession. Post an announcement on @fspac_crushes that you're looking for that chick on their page. And, EZ PZ! You might have a chance or not.

Extreme Russian Crushin 

Plunging your pole into the firm black hole of the abyss. This black hole preferably belongs to old Russians. Side effects normally include not being able to sit or walk for days, a headache, and a ten hour recovery period.
Phil: I can't walk man.

Andrew: Why can't you walk my friend.

Phil: I would rather not say...

Andrew: Oh no, not Extreme Russian Crushin!

Crashed the milk truck

To blow a load, cum
Hot girl walks by, "Oh i just crashed the milk truck".

crashhole 

A place where you find yourself when you're down and out. You certainly have no pride in it, you may not be able to even pay for it, but it's someplace that is slightly better than the street. A contraction of the words "crash" (as in a place to land) and "hole" (as in an undesirable place), it is meant to sound like "asshole", which is a place you're passing through, if you're feeling like you're in the turd part of your life.
Girl: "Can we hook up at your place?"
Guy: "No, all I have is a crashhole."
crashhole by hunter112 October 10, 2011