The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.
"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"
"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."
"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."
by That_Bev December 8, 2017
Get the rehearsal dickmug. by Kingmafiaz October 24, 2020
Get the Grab dick decembermug. 
"How's it going with (enter girls/guys name)?
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."
by Dabbasaurus August 22, 2019
Get the Snicker Dickmug. metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.
by swivelonmydickdotcom April 25, 2017
Get the swivel on my dickmug. A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.
by KCdefinesshit June 7, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. by Rewl name 1 April 8, 2021
Get the Dick diggermug.