Pasty Whackers 

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

Pasty Whackers by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021

Pussy whacker 

When your droopy balls smack against someone's pussy.

Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.

Guy 2: I don't think I know that.

Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...

Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.

Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...

Guy 2: Oh...

Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.

Guy 2: (Laughs)

Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.

Pussy whacker by Imjustgrumpy ;) March 4, 2021

Smackem Whackem 

The joking act of slapping someone, often in the face, out of proportions in a cartoony method.

User 1: "Imma smackem whackem dis dude."
User 2: "Please don't."

Smackem Whackem by Ix Compilations March 14, 2021

Weed Whacking 

Beating your meat while you’re high.

Guy 1: “Bro, what were you doing last night?”

Guy 2: “Oh, nothing really. Was just Weed Whacking.”

Guy 3: “We should all go Weed Whack together someday”

Weed Whacking by MmRatMan May 26, 2021

Wickety-Whacked 

To get absolutely crazy party drunk.

Dude we are going to get wickety-whacked at this fourth of July party!!!

Wickety-Whacked by harlstheone July 1, 2021

able whackets 

Blows on the hand from a knotted or twisted handkerchief, especially given as a punishment to the loser of certain card games.

The chief amusement or game in use in the midshipmen's berth, was ‘able whackets’, a pastime in which cards, blasphemy, and hard knocks were agreeably mingled.

able whackets by Delbosco October 14, 2021

Stone whacked

To be absolutely shitfaced high on drugs.

Dude I took molly, E, and smoked 2 joints yesterday.. I was fucking stone whacked

Stone whacked by gable_the_cable_guy January 21, 2022