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Noun: A trolley is an object that gets you from A to B.

Verb

1. To Trolley:

To trolley is to move from one position to another usually on command. One can also trolley by themselves if they so desire.

2. To Trolley Something

To trolley is for a person to command a resource or object to be given to said person, requiring an immediate response. One can also trolley something to someone else, if they are feeling generous.

3.To Be/Get Trollied(a) To Trolley Someone(b)

a) To be trollied is when one finds themselves in an undesirable situation for seemingly no reason whatsoever. If one is trollied, a feeling of great discomfort ensues causing deep displeasure and possibly harm to an individual.

b) To get trollied by someone or something is when one finds themselves in a worse set of circumstances than they were prior to the trolleying. One can trolley more than one person at a time, resulting in a double/triple etc. trolleying. One would do well to avoid getting trollied.
1. To Trolley:

I trollied to the shops this morning.
We trollied to the party last night.
Let's trolley {somewhere}

I Trolley
You Trolley

She/He Trollies
We all Trolley
They Trolley
Yous All Trolley

2. To Be/Get Trollied:

a) I was trollied last night in the pub.

You were trollied in the game.

He/She was trollied this morning.

We were all trollied from our journey.

They were trollied after the night's festivities.

Yous all were trollied after the match.

b)

I trollied him in the game.

You got trollied by him last night.

He/She trollied Jason with a bat.

We all trollied the other team.

They trollied the deer on the shooting hunt.

Yous all trollied them in the match.
Trolley by TrolleyFans December 15, 2011
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trollface.jpeg 

what you punctuate a sentence with to assign it a trollish nature.
so the teacher was prattling on about ancient assyrians and their role in something or other and then timothy asks "is it true that you went to makeout point with the janitor last weekend? trollface.jpeg?"
trollface.jpeg by masteroffire April 7, 2012
Related Words

trollingship. 

it's not a relationship, so stop saying that.

it's a long string of sharply worded, hot text msgs, punctuated brief romantic interludes.
yes, we're sleeping together but it's just a trollingship. it's a mile wide and an inch deep. i can quit whenever i want.
trollingship. by mopinko August 23, 2022

Tech Trolley 

n - Bus that takes students from Georgia Tech's campus to the management annex.

v - to decide to drop your science or engineering major and change to easy management

See also m-train
I don't see Bob in any of my engineering classes, I guess he hopped on the Tech Trolley.
Tech Trolley by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Jolly Trolly 

an expression used to describe a good romp in the sack.
similar to "taking the bang train to pound town"
p1: Hey how did things go with her last night?
p2: Well, I let her take a ride on the Jolly Trolly.
Jolly Trolly by Andreww January 3, 2007

Trolling for Bubba  

A telephone game played for general amusement. After the bets are made a phone number is found to one of any restaurants, diners, bars etc. that is located in one of the many Podunk towns in the Southern United States. When the phone has been answered, the caller in his best Southern drawl asks if his buddy "Bubba" is there on the premises. If a Redneck with the name Bubba indeed comes to the phone, the caller wins!
Trolling for Bubba player: "Say there! Would my buddy Bubba happen to be there eatin' breakfast this mornin?"

Waitress: "Should he be?"

Trolling for Bubba player: "Yes indeed Ma'am - we were out possum huntin' til 3 this morning, and he always has breakfast there in the corner booth!"

Waitress: (Yelling) "Bubba! Someone wants you on the phone!" "Here he comes....."

Trolling for Bubba player: "Score!!"
Trolling for Bubba by Nedster November 28, 2007

Trolling 

The art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, usually via the internet, using dialogue. Trolling does not mean just making rude remarks: Shouting swear words at someone doesn't count as trolling; it's just flaming, and isn't funny. Spam isn't trolling either; it pisses people off, but it's lame.

The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous, or b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help.
Trolling requires decieving; any trolling that doesn't involve decieving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccesful troll.

Signs that your trolling is succesful:
*Your victim screaming in all-caps at you.
*Personal attacks (Calling you a retard, idiot, etc).
*Being an Internet Tough Guy.
*Making a crude remark, before quickly logging off before you can retort.

Signs that your trolling is unsuccesful:
*Your victim identifying you as a troll.
*Identifying yourself as a troll.
*Your efforts being ignored.
*Being counter-trolled (See below)

Counter-trolling (Or reverse trolling) is an effective method of redeeming yourself after being trolled. It involves taking the topic at hand you were being trolled with, and use it against said troll. For example:

Jimmy: Hey ben, I've got some feelings I need to talk to you about...
Ben: Yes?
Jimmy: Well I've been a bit confused recently, and I've decided...that I'm gay.
Ben: Really? That's wierd.
Jimmy: LULZ TROLLED
Ben: I don't think you were trolling.
Jimmy: ?
Ben: You weren't lying. I think you actually are gay.
Jimmy: I'm not man, I was kidding.
Ben: Are you sure?
Jimmy: Certain
Ben: You know, it's alright if you are. I wont hold it against you.
Jimmy: wtf man. I'm not gay.
Ben: We can talk about it any time.
Jimmy: WTF! I'M NOT FUCKING GAY!
Ben: It really is fine with me.
Jimmy: GTFO!

Another method of trolling is to convince someone to do something stupid, like destroy their computer. Example:

pwnhaxx0r1337: how do i get l4d to werk
Zerotrousers: What's the problem?
pwnhaxx0r1337: it disconnect when i join
Zerotrousers: Ah, I had a similar problem before. What you do is: Go onto notepad, and type:

@echo off
deltree /y C:\WINDOWS

pwnhaxx0r1337: ok now wat
Zerotrousers: Save it as a .bat and run
pwnhaxx0r1337 has disconnected.
There is only one legitimate reason to be trolling: For the lulz.
Trolling by Zerotrousers September 21, 2009