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You silly donkey

A phrase often used in anger that has connotations regarding ones appearance or their lack of comprehension to a set task.

This quote is made famous by a popular chef who goes by the name ‘Gordon Ramsay’ who often berates cooks using such language.
Oy you! Come here you silly donkey! Who told you to cook these scallops hey?

Rotten floppy donkey dick 

A person who thinks he has the dick the size of a donkey when actually it's the size of hamster.
Ryan thinks its clever to intimidate people because he has a big dick, but actually he has no right because it's the size of a rotten floppy donkey dick.

Carolina Swamp Donkey 

During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".
Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.

Bunggo day donkey

And ugly ass

Fanfiction about fyolai and Azusa dasi it's super sad I promise
Bro have you read bunggo day donkey on the WhatsApp group?

Yeah bro it was so sad and emotional

swamp donkey 

Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.
"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"
swamp donkey by Guzzy February 5, 2004

floppy donkey 

A girl with disproportionately large, hanging breasts.
Disgraced Canadian teacher William Fabel informed the class that D.G.'s pendulous bosum made her "a bona-fide floppy donkey, eh".
floppy donkey by Clarke the Tank October 27, 2005