Spanked

You high off your ass your basically in space

Damn bra I’m spanked , that jay striked Oc I’m spanked

by TinaIsthatbitchpurr June 11, 2020

Spankcation

When you cross state lines to masturbate

I sent my 10 nephews on a huge spankcation

by Brokkake June 16, 2020

spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

SpanksJimmy

How Spanks my dog sucks me down neckly

SpanksJimmy is the bestness!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 19, 2020

Spankin

A word used to describe how good or excellent something is.

That Chinese food at the mall on north side was spankin.

by Warnabrotha December 11, 2020

Spanked into oblivion

The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.

Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021

Spanker 5000

my netherite shovel with sharp 5 and unbreaking 3

it can kill

(insert player name here) was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using Spanker 5000

by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ January 8, 2021