neckly

Someone who is known to speak incessantly about something with a personal conviction, while not having enough knowledge or experience with the subject matter to do so. Slang for someone who "flaps out the side of their neck."

"You are a neckly. You've never enlisted in the military. However, you continue to babble about how bad this will be for me."

neckly by afkatt November 17, 2007

Hand necklace 

Term for light choking during sex when the dominant partner has a hand on the neck of the submissive partner.

“You better like hand necklaces” aka you better like my hand on your neck during arousal and intimacy.

Hand necklace by Subblondiex May 25, 2020

Nerd Necklace 

1) Usually refers to electronic devices, such as USB drives, worn on a lanyard which generally has a technology company logo or insignia.

2) Also refers to bus passes, building identifications, etc. in plastic cases worn in on corporate issued lanyards.

Nerd 1: Hey, send me that file.
Nerd 2: The network is down.
Nerd 1: Fine, plug in your 1GB nerd necklace and bring it over here.

Nerd Necklace by lexm December 16, 2005

turd necklace 

A person that has no game or skills when it comes to picking up persons of the opposite sex. This person is a detrament to hooking up due to their lack of style regarding dress or lack of social skills. They are a TERRIBLE wing-man.(It is as if you were wearing a necklace with a turd hanging from it) Your chances are nearly zero of hooking up with this person in tow.

-I couldnt hook up on spring break because I had the "turd necklace" with me all week.
-We met two hotties but the "turd necklace" dropped the ball.
-We never hook up when we bring the "turd necklace" with us.

turd necklace by J.C. Price May 4, 2009

wear you like a necklace

taylor swift eats your pussy and writes a song about

person a: um i was listening to this t swift song and she goes wear you like a necklace is she talking about pussy

person b: taylor swift can wear me like a necklace

person a: you bitches fruity

wear you like a necklace by the party don’t start November 5, 2020

chicago necklace 

Heavy chains wrapped around your enemy's neck right before you push him into deep water.

You better pay your dealer before you find yourself wearing a Chicago necklace at the bottom the harbor.

chicago necklace by Amtastic May 27, 2014

pretzel necklace 

When someone wraps his/her legs around your neck simulating a pretzel shape for cunnilingus or what not

Mate....Donna totally pretzel necklaced me last night. Almost couldn't breathe

pretzel necklace by Jon93 May 18, 2016