Sleepcrastination

Staying up and doing random things instead of sleeping/resting.

“I had to be up by 8 AM, but ended up deep cleaning my room at 2 AM. I hate sleepcrastination.”

by mooooji September 8, 2025

Sleep Potion

Masturbation before bed to help you fall asleep

"I'm not tired right now, I'm going to hit the sleep potion then go to bed."

by exiole September 13, 2025

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.

I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

sleeper fashionista

A person whose clothing rotation is typically mediocre at best, but during a formal event or other special occasion bust out such an elaborate outfit you would think they usually had better taste.

Damn, I didn’t think Derek could look that good! Doesn’t he usually wear plain t-shirts?

Yeah, he must be a sleeper fashionista.

by psuedofederal October 19, 2025

Sleep Cuck

Someone who watches other people sleep peacefully while they themselves can’t fall asleep

Alec is a total sleep cuck he can’t sleep while we’re awake

by ThatOnePersonWeAllKnow November 12, 2025

sleepdrunk

When you wake up earlier than you wanted (usually because the bed was too comfortable) and feel groggy the rest of the day because of it. While sleepdrunk, you could sleep on anything bed-like. This feeling is amplified by having to go to school.

Jimothy: dude I wanna sleep
Ed: same here
Jimothy: like I REALLY wanna sleep
Ed: ah, you’re sleepdrunk

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 5, 2025