Sleepcrastination

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n - the act of sleepcrastinating; doing anything and everything within one's ability to put off sleep as long as possible.

Jason: Damn, you look dead. What happened?
Kelly: Ugh... I was sleepcrastinating hardcore last night. I got through the first two seasons of Popular Vampire Drama and read some books on faeries, but I don't remember any of it.
Jason: Your sleepcrastination has gotten outta hand, yo.

Sleepcrastination by SleepytimeFellow June 7, 2013

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sleepcrastination

The act of putting off going to sleep for no good reason, even though you’re completely exhausted and have to wake up early the next day. Often includes mindless scrolling, binge-watching, or doing literally anything except sleeping.

I was dead tired at 10 p.m., but somehow ended up watching conspiracy theory videos until 3 a.m. Total sleepcrastination.

sleepcrastination by A_G:) September 8, 2025

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Sleepcrastination

Staying up and doing random things instead of sleeping/resting.

“I had to be up by 8 AM, but ended up deep cleaning my room at 2 AM. I hate sleepcrastination.”

Sleepcrastination by mooooji September 8, 2025

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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