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Lesbian Power Mom

A female celebrity who just embues a powerful gay energy, regardless of whether or not they actually date women.
"Cate Blanchett, let's be real, in those suits she's a Lesbian Power Mom all the way"

"Jodie Foster is the Lesbian Power Mom we all want and need"
by tinymanticore04 February 26, 2019
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Lesbian Stereotype

Cl@r@
I'm a real Cl@r@
She is a lesbian stereotype
by ClaireBear37 March 5, 2019
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Lesbian Birthday

The saddest shit you ever saw.
Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."

Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
by Djentile March 13, 2019
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Lesbian popcorn

A bunch of greasy salty bitches jumping up and down on a trampoline
If you come to my sleepover party, you’d better be down for some lesbian popcorn.
by Julia’s imaginary friends March 28, 2019
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lesbian'd

When a woman leaves her man for a woman after becoming impregnated by the man
John: "Bro she said she wanted to get married and have kids so I knocked her up and guess what?"
Jesse: "What?"
John: "She left me for a chick dude! And they're gonna raise the baby together like wtf?!"
Jesse: "Dude! She lesbian'd the fuck out of you!"
by RottenTomato6969 April 18, 2019
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Lesbian mile

A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.
You’re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isn’t that far in lesbian miles babe, don’t worry, we’ll work it out.
by Weenafile September 2, 2019
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lesbianitis

The disease of turning into a lesbian, (men can have it too)
Jude im sorry but you have lesbianitis
by ljbsvbsjbvhdhzvb October 8, 2019
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