cheese lid

A layer of cheese so thick that it renders the goods underneath indistinguishable.

Margy: "Ah, dang. I left the quiche in the oven too long and burnt the top. Now it's garbage."
Tony: "Don't trash it. Just throw a cheese lid on it and nobody will even know."

cheese lid by sun dog March 2, 2020

Cheese State 

A undiscovered land to the north where cheese is rumored to be plucked off of tries and where wine, beer and other alcoholic substances flow through freely.

Guy1: "Have you heard of the fabled 'cheese state'?"
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."

Cheese State by Flare! April 13, 2020

Cheese Cake 

Anal version of a cream pie

I cheese caked your mom last night

Cheese Cake by Big Daddy Cheese Cake May 2, 2020

Cheese melted

A sandwich made in the microwave with 3 pieces of white american cheese on sliced bread, cooked for 32 seconds.. invented by Lori and Marci in the early 1980's

Lori made her best friend Marci a cheese melted for lunch.

Cheese melted by belladeefy May 8, 2020

cheese and beans

cheese and beans make me fart because im a thicc goddess

i eat cheese and beans for a living

cheese and beans by thiccyqueenzzzzz May 14, 2020

Cheese Head 

Someone who's head is typically riddled with holes.

Person 1: Logan Paul is such a fucking cheese head.

Person 2: What the fuck is a cheese head?

Cheese Head by nigerian prince II May 21, 2020

Cheese pie 

A cream pie but with cheese

Jack: Becky wanna have anal?
Becky: sure
Jack: okay bend over

Jack shoved his nasty yellow cock inside Becky’s tight ass soon dick cheese got all over covered in shit.
Becky begged him to stop but he wouldn’t

Soon jack had a malfunction in his balls and shot cheese.

Becky screamed and said a cheese pie ew!!

Then Becky dumped his ass

Cheese pie by Boner boy June 28, 2020