person 1: hey baby wanna meet
person 2: sorry im meeting my friend
person 1: aww but todays national suck dick day
person 2: sorry im meeting my friend
person 1: aww but todays national suck dick day
by joshhyboi June 21, 2021
by Facts facts facts November 21, 2019
by Cardi b!! December 04, 2020
Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
🏳️ 🌈✨💕OMG💕✨🏳️ 🌈
🏳️ 🌈✨💕YOU'RE GAY?🏳️ 🌈✨💕
Asscrack is typing...
🍆✨🐱🏳️ 🌈🍆🏳️ 🌈✨🍆🐱✨🍪🍦🦄🍨🍧🍦🌈🍑🍿🦄💕🍑🌈🦄💕🍿🌈🍨💕🍦✨🍿✨🍧✨🍦✨✨🍦✨🦄💕🍪🍪🍨🐱🍆🌈🍪🍧🍪🍪🍨🐱🌈🐱🍨🐱🌈✨🍨🍿🌈✨🦄🍪🌹♥️🌹♥️🌹🌹🌹
No really
Just take a look my guy
🏳️ 🌈✨💕OMG💕✨🏳️ 🌈
🏳️ 🌈✨💕YOU'RE GAY?🏳️ 🌈✨💕
Asscrack is typing...
🍆✨🐱🏳️ 🌈🍆🏳️ 🌈✨🍆🐱✨🍪🍦🦄🍨🍧🍦🌈🍑🍿🦄💕🍑🌈🦄💕🍿🌈🍨💕🍦✨🍿✨🍧✨🍦✨✨🍦✨🦄💕🍪🍪🍨🐱🍆🌈🍪🍧🍪🍪🍨🐱🌈🐱🍨🐱🌈✨🍨🍿🌈✨🦄🍪🌹♥️🌹♥️🌹🌹🌹
"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"
"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"
"uhh I uhh"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"
"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"
"uhh I uhh"
by PeePeeRatTheULTIMATEPOTAT November 24, 2021
Guy 1: Dude we totally had a dick jacuzzi with Isabella B. last weekend!
Guy2: Aw fuck dude I was so wasted that I don't remember it.
Guy2: Aw fuck dude I was so wasted that I don't remember it.
by Big Alfred April 09, 2014
by bbeli January 10, 2022
by Sean Connery December 28, 2020