ur mom

legally identified as a threat to literally everyone in the world never use this in a sentence (disclaimer)

billy hahahaha ur mom john fucking dies

by mypizzadied January 6, 2021

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ur daughter an otter

The most powerful insult ever invented. It's was said to be the cause of the Big Bang.

Dale: Ur mom gay lol
Tom:Ur dad lesbian
Dale: Ur son a nun
Tom:Don't make me say it
Dale: You know God forbids anyone to say it.
Tom: Ur daughter an otter
*Dale becomes vibranium and another universe is created consuming earth and Hitler is reborn*

by Big tits dayle May 18, 2018

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Ur is a person who will die for you. They are really hot and curvy making them irresistible

The woman I saw at the bar is an ur

by ikkswkiwqqweee June 11, 2020

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ur mom

by ur mom ur mom ur mom November 9, 2021

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ur mom

one of your parent bt lets talk HOW ABOUT HOW MUCH YOURE AN IDIOT FOR SEARCHING UP LIKE BRH THS JOKE CAN HELP PEOPLES FEELINGS youre insane go get a thripst

Me: hey

friend: ur mom

by play man October 8, 2021

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No, ur granny is tranny

The greatest comeback humanity has ever discovered to the phrase "Ur granny tranny".

"Ur mom gay"-Person 1
"Ur granny tranny"-Person 2
"No, ur granny is tranny"-Person 1
*Person 2 loses the battle*

"Yes this is still a thing"- Narrator

by Micheal with a b July 13, 2018

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