Mreasydeck surprise

The act of sucking and fucking a transgirl at the same time.

He was trying to get her attention, so he gave her the Mreasydeck surprise.

by Samguy August 24, 2024

Alabama surprise party

When you are at the airport and you have to return your rental and have cases of beer left and can’t find the trash, you just find a pick up with stickers you like and put all the beer in the bed of their truck.

Me and Nick were late for our flight and had about 2 cases of beer left, so we found a sweet Dodge Ram with a huge realtree sticker and gave them an Alabama surprise party.

by Big daddy Gaddy October 20, 2023

scrotum surcharge

The additional fees a man must face when purchasing items most noteably clothing articles.

Also can be recognized as the pecker premium price.

"Look at this T-shirt for ladies, hmm same design as the men's shirt, $4 less than the men's shirt."

"Oh! Look at this hoodie $100 for it and the male version is $120"

"Yes welcome to the real world fuckwad you have been outright sacked, hit hard with the scrotum surcharge.

by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023

Icarus Surplus

Icarus comes from the song sung by The Ridleys. Along the lines of "A different kind of dying has to happen today." This means that you have reached the surplus of dying inside while watching your special someone spend time with another person.

POV: You're at the EASA Night Party
"I've been here for 3 hours already. I think I've gotten Icarus Surplus."

by Fragile Back November 5, 2023

kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.

Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*

by brian 2 February 1, 2024

Corncob Surprise

The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.

Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!

by Paulmh072089 November 8, 2023

Poop surpressor delux

Wife that gives her husband a hard time every time he says he is going to poop.

Poop Surpressor Delux
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.

Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on

by anonymous March 8, 2024