Canuck-le Sandwich 

A wheat-bread sandwich containing a ginormous dildo with a piece of lettuce on top to be served orally to a certain douchebag that manages a certain sports bar in Fox Valley, IL that has you move tables 3 times because his incompetent employee fucked up your reservation.

I'm gonna give that a-hole a CANUCK-LE SANDWICH!!! >=T

Canuck-le Sandwich by Fyllie McBlackhawk May 18, 2011

the open-face sandwich 

the act of spreading a partner's butt cheeks and filling the crack with semen and eating it yourself.

"I had to resort to the open-face sandwich because her vagina was so nasty."

the open-face sandwich by clutchclutchingtons September 7, 2012

Softshell Crab Sandwich 

(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.

Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.

Softshell Crab Sandwich by Donkey June 16, 2004

penis butter and jelly sandwich 

When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.

Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!

penis butter and jelly sandwich by bobbyjoehanson December 24, 2008

Chicken Sandwich 

When you go to a fast food restaurant and purchase a chicken sandwich and remove the chicken. Continue by getting a hand job with the buns of the sandwich. Then, release your load onto the buns, place the chicken back on the buns and have the female eat the Chicken Sandwich.

By Adam Hercik

Dude, We went to Wendy's and like, I totally got a chicken sandwich!!

Chicken Sandwich by Adamzombie November 28, 2010

lip sandwich 

When 2 women give a man oral sex at the same time, while the womens lips are touching over the mans penis as he move it in and out, or as the 2 woman move there head up and down the shaft.

I got a lip sandwich from Becky & Tina last night!!

lip sandwich by Steve Dempsey December 14, 2008

poon sandwich 

Lettuce and tomato need not apply here. Poon sandwich is the first, last, and only way to describe anything and everything. Oh yeah, its also a vajayjay.

ex. Leetness was playing Halo 3 so good, he slathered mayonnaise on his poon sandwich.

ex. "Fuck you, you poon sandwich"

ex. Sally was showing off her poon sandwich, much to Tom's delight.

ex. He won and made the losers eat his poon sandwich.

poon sandwich by Rick Ross 2.0 November 9, 2007