max and Jemma

the best couple ever

did you see max and Jemma, i wish i was as happy as them

by bigbootymanlover182 September 13, 2022

girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.

Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.

by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024

Max

Loves eating men's cakes handmade in the gym. Loves caressing men's cakes with tenderness and juiciness. Particularly loves eating chocolate men's cake

Max looked at Mafarrel's cake with complete shock and astonishment. He began to approach him and started massaging his tender spongy cake.

by maxlovescake November 27, 2021

max#6969

One who is addicted to VPS's

that max#6969 is addicted to that VPS!

by max boi November 5, 2020

max

max is a fucking dickhead and hes annoying and he also sucks dick

“max is gay”

by cumcookie110 December 29, 2022

Max Simpson

Getting into a fight with someone when they steal your Great British pound coin.

Wow man, almost had a Max Simpson the other day with this homeless guy on spice. It's okay though I knocked that bastard the fuck out.

by Chinese Kevin March 7, 2019

Max Georgeson

big man

are you a max georgeson?
Yes, you are a big man

by pigfumpty June 9, 2022