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dick face

A person who has a penis growing from their face.
by Jackson January 21, 2004
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limp dick

n. 1)A man without the testicle fortitude to tap the ass of the hotties at a party 2)One who cannot get an erection
Don't be a limp dick! Go tap that ass!
by Ajones April 17, 2003
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maggot dick

a term meaning a very white and small penis
boy: you maggot dick
boy 2: thats effed up
by jon gaona March 12, 2008
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Dick Wagon

Similar to that of a douche bag.

The act of making yourself look stupid, while attempting to look cool. Usage of internet words in a place where such words are looked down upon.

To degrade others to make yourself look cool, often in an audience where people don't know who you are.

Literally, a wagon, but with dicks on it.
"OMG, I am going to switch teams next time, cuz you guys suck, WTF"

"Hey there, Jimbo, don't be such a dick wagon."
by Irbster2 February 7, 2008
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big dick

I got into a car accident today...but who gives a fuck! I got a BIG DICK!
by Jsmith1225 April 18, 2006
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suck dick

the guys all like her because she really likes to suck dick
by dawn June 15, 2002
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Holy Dick

An expression of surprise or shock, much like "Holy Shit" but made much classier by the reference of male genitalia
Thing 1: BOO!
Thing 2: HOLY DICK! You scared me, you little hellion!!
by skyybloo July 14, 2010
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