flapden

the part of a pornography where the girl pisses on the guy

thats was a nasty flapden

by yorgan March 27, 2008

Flapjacking

Best suited for women that have had a child. Their breast will sometimes be flattened and rest on their chest like a couple of flapjacks or pancakes.

Verb: when you place the palm of your hand between a woman's breasts and shake it side to side as fast you can, causing a flapping or slapping sound.

I was flapjacking my wife for our anniversary, that's why I'm walking with a limp.

by Woodwacker May 16, 2008

Flaping

Somewhat better than "Fricking", more socially appropriate than "Fucking" - provides less personal satisfaction.

"Why can't I find my FLAPING cd?!"

"Where is my FLAPING boyfriend/girlfriend?!"

by A-Lemon-Rizzle December 20, 2008

Flapoba

noun. {fluh-poe-buh} short for "flag pole ball" the ball that is on top of a flag pole

I have to put a new flapoba on that flag pole tomorrow.

by MagikPiMan April 2, 2009

flapapper

somethin that doesnt propel anything but resembles a propeler and goes flapapapapapapapapapp.

That dude has a flapapper on his hat.

by B-Rog June 7, 2009

flapansmack

The art of being destroyed falling off a skateboard - a successful flapansmack must contain slams at two different bodily angles or more.

Flapansmacks are highly painful to experience and as such are very much a spectator sport.

Also referred to as smackanflap, slapansmash.

Ooohhhh! Flapansmack! He isn't getting up from that!

That slapansmash gonna make him poo in a bag from now on!!

by therealnoodlez June 10, 2009

Flaps

An either temporarely or permanent state in your life in which everything results in failure. Such failure where the people around are you are ashamed but mocking you. This can be used as a name aswell

X - Omg, I had such a Flaps last night..
Y - Dude, last night? You have Flaps since the day I met you!

or

X - Cmon man, how hard is it? You look like you're a Flaps!
Y - Like you're never messing up, its just a short Flaps...
X - What ever Flaps, you're having Flaps so often that im emberassed...
Z - Hahaha look at him being a Flaps!

by Quadrophenia June 25, 2009