blue apples 

mushrooms, shrooms, fungai, magic mushrooms, mushies.

my sexy boyfriend joseph and i ate some blue apples and had lotts of good sex.

blue apples by fajayjay October 18, 2006

Blue Waffle 

A Vagina Infection Its Fucking Sick

Man i Went To Go Fuck her Turns Out She Had A Blue Waffle

Blue Waffle by Winter Valentine June 16, 2010

Blue State 

States full of people who voted for John Kerry in the last election. Unfortunatly we were forced to vote for Kerry because the Democratic party are big pussies and wont give us a decent candidate and everybody in the nation is too scared to vote for an independent candidate. I decided to list a definition for blue state after reading another definition where some ass listed a bunch of reasons blue states suck. After reading said list i said out loud "Damn its good to be a blue state."

All in all "South Park" was right: we had to choose between a douche and a shit sandwhich.

Eventhough I live in a Blue State I'm still surrounded by red neck assholes who just don't get it!

Blue State by The Dark Lord of Bass October 12, 2005

Blue Head

Blue Head is a word combination in Israeli slang that is said about another person (most of the time a man) is making a sexual joke from something said by someone else.

(Guy A and Guy B are in a bazaar)
Guy A: Look! That lady has some big melons on sale!
Guy B: She has big melons?
Guy A: Guy B you're such a Blue Head!

Blue Head by Mr.Lalnon May 30, 2018

blue waffle 

the extremely horrifying and disgusting STD or vaginal infection, tinting it to a bluish colour. blue waffles are usually lumpy and blistered. NSFW

Adam: dude! Mariah had too much sex and got a blue waffle!
Mark: ugh dude! gross!

blue waffle by bobbybobb June 18, 2010

Blue Waffle 

A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.

Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."

Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."

Blue Waffle by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010

Blue Blood

Old school slang for common folks back in medieval times. Those of low class work in hard labor (agricultural) and spending majority of the time being exposed to the sun; so they tan. Where as the high class folks do nothing, but stay inside their homes; getting paler. So pale that their skin become--as some say like alabaster, that you can see their blue veins through their skin. Thus the word "Blue Blood".

it doesn't matter how hard your dad works, you'll never be a Blue Blood like us.

Blue Blood by cinnamonbon June 23, 2009