Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

by Cold albie April 1, 2013

max albert

A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.

He is a max Albert. I can tell by his shity music taste.

by Richard the first half of the June 16, 2016

Golden amber wax

What people who think they know about weed talk about.

Hey have you ever tried golden amber wax smoking it inflates my already stuck up ego.

by Mad troll20 November 6, 2016

taylor albert

Taylor is the kind of guy that is attractive to men and loves men too

Taylor albert is a gay boy.

by Jackboy19927 May 4, 2018

Nathan Albert

There's only so many ways to describe Nathan Albert and that is big penis, great in bed, and lady's man. ; )

All girl's in the world see Nathan Albert they all drop there panties.

by author of the world May 4, 2018

Fatty Albert

A fat guy named Albert who thinks his all top notch and thinks his a smarty pants when really all he does is cry over stupid things like when he can't play video games or needs his mummy with him all the time

Mostly my ex friend fatty Albert is just like this cause he does all of that and is very fat because of it

by Hydro•22 June 21, 2018

Mega-amber world.

A place where Amber's go when they have Megan as a side kick. It's a place only they understand and laugh about. Only Megan and Amber would get it. Don't even try to understand the deep connection these two friends have. Unbreakable.

"Hey meg, lol remember that time we...."
"Omg yes I do lol it was the best"
" Yup and omg amber we just did it again.."
"Whats that?"
"We totally forgot about everything and everyone else again lol"
"I guess we did. I guess we are in Mega-Amber world...owell"
"Lol"

by Pixieluvdust May 17, 2019