Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

Fucked out

Rendered ineffective by overuse/ misuse

Ah man, is he telling that one joke again? It’s so fucked out by now!

by acsheriff September 9, 2021

fucked up

intoxicated on alcohol or drugs

"Me and Amy had edibles last night and we got fucked up. It was so crazy we thought we were teleporting"

by goddessbaddie14 September 12, 2021

Fuck me

Used in Britain as a sigh of frustration whenever something bad happens. Usually mumbled under the breath.

Boss: We’ve decided to increase your shift from 8 hours to 9 hours
Brian: *sigh* fuck me

by britishpoo September 13, 2021

National fuck your best friend day

September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something

National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs

by mha characters are hot September 15, 2021

Fucked in the yard

To get screwed over in a public way

“Cletus thought he could pull one over on Treyvon, when Treyvon found out, Cletus got fucked in the yard

by Blood on the Sand September 16, 2021

Tactical Fuck

Participating in sexual intercourse in a discrete manner, usually in an active combat zone

My best tactical fuck was definitely in the Tet Offensive. I’ll never forget it, the siege of Hill 36 was absolutely WILD. Straight up did missionary in a firefight

by Sleemron September 17, 2021