Front-porch ass

An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.

My wife has a front-porch ass because I never actually get to use it.

by Maxbender May 25, 2025

Chase2 ass

So dam small it’s non existent. Your neighbor probably has a Chase2 ass. But you can’t tell cause it’s to small. You couldn’t even fit a 1 inch dick in there. It’s called a Chase2 ass because Its that kind of ass that you chase around for 2 years then you can’t even fit in it.

You liked her until you realized she had a Chase2 ass

by Jordan1212 June 5, 2018

Ass

A word that means one's buttox, usually to emphasize adjective

You passed Calculus in Pre-K? Smart-(Ass)
You don't know 23x3?
Dumb-(Ass)
You took down the cartel with a empty chapstick casing?
Bad-(Ass)
etc.

by TurtleneckSupreme May 25, 2016

Ass Canvas

An ass canvas is a toilet bowl. It can also be anything you decide to release the art of a bowel movement unto but primarily the bowl of a toilet.

Hey honey grab the camera! I just splattered the ass canvas with a real Jackson Pollock!

by Tayne Morano April 27, 2020

nilly ass

It's usually a very soft and often effeminate gay male.

As opposed to being sexually aroused by some "nilly ass" cissy I'd prefer the more masculine type!

by Goose-Beats August 19, 2022

Lame Ass Kingston

When your long term partner breaks up with you and wants the clothes iron

My ex pulled a Lame Ass Kingston when we broke up

by The iron lady September 6, 2021

Wash Ass

To have a shower or bath, but mostly shower. A saying used in urban and rural Canada. Most often referenced to getting ready to head out or clean yourself up.

"it's time to wash ass" "I'll be there in an hour I just have to wash ass first" "did you wash ass yet?"

by anonymous April 17, 2024