twat waffle

an insult referring to anyone who holds hands waffle style with their mother last the age of 6

person1: “bro did you see johnny and his mom crossing the circus parking lot”
person2: “dude yea he’s holding hands with his mom waffle style “
person1: “i can’t believe my eyes he’s such a twat waffle”

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

Waffle

Euphemism for a females genitalia

That’s a soggy waffle

by Darf Lunger June 10, 2022

Waffle

A creature who is dumb but has a void inside of it. Older than time itself. Troll

The Waffle was older than the world.

by pato_ April 19, 2022

Tweedle waffle

A person almost comparable to a twat waffle, but more useless

She expects everything... But does nothing.. and even her genitals smell like overdraft ... the dumb tweedle waffle

by Megumi Luna July 18, 2018

waffle bone

Thinking about your next meal while having sexual relations.

Dude, last night I was so waffle bone! I couldn't help myself, but I knew I had some bomb leftovers in my fridge.

by Henny from the Block July 15, 2020

scottish waffle

Simmler to the blue waffle but with more haggis.

Your could smell here Scottish waffle from 10 feet away.

by Trashmastet2k January 28, 2018

Waffling

"Waffling is like when you reach a certain threshold where the words you're saying don't add enough significant value to the impact of your idea to the point where you should just stop talking. Like if you're waffling its like you're just repeating the same thing over and over again and it like doesn't mean anything."

"What is bro waffling on about" in response to someone speaking without saying anything

by WhatIsBroYappingOnAbout November 2, 2023