Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream 

A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.

Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.

Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream by Yellow 55 August 6, 2016

Scream n’ Cream 

As a man climaxes, he pinches his partner’s nipples, causing her to scream as semen flies over her

Jim: Hey, I heard Marcus gave you the ol scream n’ cream last night.
Pam: Yeah, he did and my nipples have been in pain ever since

Scream n’ Cream by Jimothy Waynes April 2, 2019

Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie 

A vile sexual act where you take a dump on the floor and smear your buttocks on the steaming pile of fecal matter before sitting on your partner's face.

"Fefe, I gave the Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie to that girl from district the other day."

Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie by Poon Assassin01 April 8, 2022

Oatmeal Cream Pie

when a guy jizzes/cums in the girls vagina so much that there are left overs and it seeps out of the vagina.

i was fucking her good then i let out a huge load and came out of her vagina. It was the best oatmeal cream pie ever!

Oatmeal Cream Pie by Little Debbie69696969696969 February 25, 2009

Squirty Cream 

Its a the evacuation of a cream pie (seman) from a greatful female host threw sneezing or intense orgasm. The evaluation is so violent it causes the cream pie to be evacuated like a airsol.

By wife just sneezed after sex, now there is squirty cream all over the bed

Squirty Cream by Dr omlet pasty masher December 21, 2018

Adirondack Cream-Sicle 

A person takes a shit, puts it in the freezer, after frozen it is let thawed about halfway to hollow out the center. Then a guy shits inside and puts a stick into it, and puts it back into the freezer.

My dad ate the Adirondack Cream-Sicle that was going to be used for a prank!

Adirondack Cream-Sicle by matt smith December 5, 2003

ice cream cone 

Slang for a penis over seven inches in length.

"he gave her the ice cream cone"

ice cream cone by slang guy August 8, 2005