Stay-at-Phone Mom 

A woman with kids who decides not to work, so that she can spend more quality time with her cell phone. Often spotted at Costco, pushing strollers, and supervising playground visits while yakking to other S-A-P moms on her phone.

Wow, look at that Stay-At-Phone mom over there by the swingset! I bet her kids are crying because she's too busy talking to her best friend and won't push them.

Stay-at-Phone Mom by FranklinGirl September 19, 2009

Calculate Someones Mom

Calculating a mom is a slang term used often in the Azerbaijani area's. In Azeri it is "hesablamaq sənin anan", which roughly translates to "Calculate your mother". In Azeri slang, it means to have sexual relations with someones mother, and after these relations, to upload a review on that mother to some social media. This term is often used in an incestial way. When used to talk about incest it leans more towards the meaning having un orthodox/taboo sex with your own mother.

Elnur: Yo dude have you seen Rashads mom?
Togrul: Yea man. I would totally calculate her.
Elnur: Hell yea. That way everyone can know how good that pussy is.
Togrul: fuck yea.

OR:
Elnur: your mom is totally hot
Togrul: yo I calculate that on the daily
Elnur: Yo bro that is crazy I also wanted to calculate your mom
Togrul: Bro that shit is mine. I am the only man calculating dat ass

OR
Togrul: man i really want to Calculate Someones Mom
Elnur: just calculate your own mom
Togrul: oh yea! thats a great idea!

Calculate Someones Mom by Hugetomhanks May 21, 2017

Sarah's mom

The hottest mom in the world, usually gang banged by someone named John

Sarah's mom is so hot

Sarah's mom by Spicyclown999 June 4, 2017

your're mom gay 

what you say to anyone after they defeat you with facts and logic
can be used to instantly invalidate anyone's statement against you

"hey dude, stop jacking off to loli hentai. it's disgusting. the girls look underage, and you're worrying your family."
"your're mom gay John"

your're mom gay by 𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖘 June 20, 2017

you're mom gay wars 

The series of insults used by 12 year old normies who think they're cool. The war ends when either normie says no u UNLESS the other normie drops an uno reverse on their ass

Normie #1: you're mom gay wars right now u wont
Normie #2: fite me bro
Normie #1: you're mom gay
Normie #2: your dad lesbian
N1: your granny tranny
N2: your sister a mister
N1: your brother a mother
N2: your bro a homo
N1: your ancestors incestors
N2: your family tree LGBT
N1: your family reunion a homosexual communion
N2: shit
N2: no u
N1: hehe
N1: UNO MF REVERSE

you're mom gay wars by toast_malone May 28, 2018

I facebooked your mom 

an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut

Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve: I facebooked your mom!

I facebooked your mom by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008

Soccer Mom

All of them are fucking bitchez.

soccer moms can suck it.

Soccer Mom by Fuckoff January 18, 2005