Trojan Horse Scandal

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!

"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"

by Legolas Redbard March 4, 2016

two horse saloon

A Dive Or Small Bar With Limited Seating

Needing To Get Drunk As Soon As Possible, We Crawled To The Nearest Two Horse Saloon We Could Find.

by Sweet Golden Greek April 4, 2016

Horse

A beautiful, intelligent creature with a sensitive soul. They can be ridden and have helped humans for thousands of years.

Horses go neigh

by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019

spider horse

a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.

did you spider horse that joe last night?

by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019

Skyrim horse

"Skyrim Horses" or "Skyrimus horseus" (latin) are commonly found in the Elder scrolls game "Skyrim".

Because of the horses marvelous capability of ascending mountian they have also been given the nickname "mountian climbers".

I need to get up that mountian, wait let me get my "skyrim horse" so that i can ascend it.

by Skyrim connoisseur July 21, 2019

Kansas horse bit

When you hook one end of a bungee in your asshole and pull it over the top of your head and hook it to the top of your mouth

Dude did you hear that Seth did the Kansas horse bit for his girlfriend he’s a legend

by thewheel6969 July 28, 2019

Dark Horse

An lovable, athletic and intelligent creature!

Wow, Jacob is such a dark horse :)

by hhhu November 18, 2019