with his dick in hand

Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.

He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.

with his dick in hand by Limpy1732 October 25, 2017

smoking a dick 

when someone is acting utterly stupid

"You must be smoking a dick or something"

smoking a dick by whitepoop February 20, 2018

Baller's Dick 

The greatest thing to ever happen to Ichio. She is happy every time she thinks about it.

Ichio loves baller's dick. She is happy about is

Baller's Dick by op man July 15, 2018

Gabby’s dick 

Bitch named gabby actually a trap.

She had a gabby’s dick

Gabby’s dick by Mesogo October 11, 2018

National suck Theo’s dick day

On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick

“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is”

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”

National suck Theo’s dick day by theothegod April 12, 2019

freddy krueger dick

When your dick looks like Freddy Krueger and feels as if it’s burning

Yeah, last night I was with this chick and and I woke up with Freddy Krueger dick

freddy krueger dick by SkinIsSoft January 1, 2020

Dinousar clit dick 

When a clit is so large that it can penetrate someone.

Dude, she fucked me with her dinousar clit dick

Dinousar clit dick by NU77A April 18, 2020