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by lexiissexy March 10, 2022
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DICK FLY

A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect
After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.
by Mr.Tank June 3, 2024
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big dick energy

person 1: were u at margo's concert last night? i couldn't tell if i wanted to be her or fuck her
person 2: yeah total big dick energy
by ksab20 October 30, 2019
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Pile of dicks

A description of the traffic inside the city of Chicago.
With the rain & traffic and it’s gonna suck pile of dicks.
by HollaJ May 2, 2019
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Cut rate dick

A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.
I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!
by Neil Sportsfan January 16, 2023
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vacation dick

Dick that you receive while on vacation that is normally larger than boyfriend dick and is a one time thing
She was finally able to get some vacation dick after a long day at the beach
by Piezog June 9, 2016
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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
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