national wank over ex day 

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her

happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby

national wank over ex day by hwggg October 9, 2025

Buttery Wank

When you or a loved one uses a stick of buttery (preferably slightly melted) as lubrication to jerk off.

After a long day of hard work I was gifted a buttery wank from my girlfriend.

Buttery Wank by LMSnih October 14, 2025

Policy Wank

A person that gets off on discussing bureaucratic policy topics and sounding really technical and they might as well be jerking off but instead they get REALLY into policy chats. Also known as the aides to members of parliament and legislature who actually write the policies *and* the speaking points that politicians read off in formal political meetings.

Also related: Political circle jerk.

I don't know if I have it in me to hit the bar after work today I think it'll just be a bunch of policy wanking

Policy Wank by policywank November 7, 2025

Spider wank

Get down on all 4’s and give yourself a reach around.

I gave myself a spider wank last night and it was the ultimate ball busting experience

Spider wank by Welldonetoast November 25, 2025

Spacky wank

A wank where you use the back of your hands to masturbate.

I hurt my wrist havcing a spacky wank last night.

Spacky wank by Fusionfx March 10, 2026

Snoot Wank

(noun / verb)
The act of gently wrapping your hand around a dog’s snout (“snoot”) and rubbing it back and forth in a short, front-to-back motion, usually to the mild confusion or begrudging tolerance / delight of the dog.

"Crumpet just sat there, accepting the snoot wank like it was part of her daily duties as Vicky's dog”

Snoot Wank by Snoot_wanker April 9, 2026

Jag wank

The feeling when being wanked off by an old man’s rough hands.. feels like they are wearing driving gloves as worn by Jag drivers

My cock is sore after that jag wank in the old folks home

Jag wank by Serious of sussex May 15, 2026