Pokey bum wank

When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger

When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank

by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018

pile of wank

1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'

2.Someone who is gay

3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children

Person 1: "I'm sorry"

Person 2: "no you're not you pile of wank"

by bluebirdpotatoes May 29, 2018

Piss-wank

A fuking cuck head. A person who thinks they're the best at everything, little do they know everyone hates him.

Oi mate, look over there at Archie, that piss-wank

by Whatta Meme May 30, 2018

piss-wank

Someone who is an absolute wanker and a thot. They think they're the best at everything and don't care what any other people think.

Look over there at Archie! He's such a piss-wank

by Whatta Meme May 31, 2018

wank and stank

It's a special move that activates, when you are masturbating and the same moment, the jizz shoots out, you fart, so it bacomes a magical moment, in that everything is released from your body and you go into transcendence

Bob: Y'know Billy, yesterday was great!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!

by SlamWeasel May 4, 2018

wanking and banking

The act of masturbating vigorously over a strippers ass.

Bruh Daequan been wanking and banking in the back room. Fucking legend.

by Mad Pussy 69 June 6, 2018

Wank bank

A wank bank is when multiple men masturbate into a woman's vagina one after another

Hey my girlfriend said I could invite some friends over for a wank bank

by Daddddy01 June 9, 2018