Definitions by Snoot_wanker
Snoot Wank
(noun / verb)
The act of gently wrapping your hand around a dog’s snout (“snoot”) and rubbing it back and forth in a short, front-to-back motion, usually to the mild confusion or begrudging tolerance / delight of the dog.
The act of gently wrapping your hand around a dog’s snout (“snoot”) and rubbing it back and forth in a short, front-to-back motion, usually to the mild confusion or begrudging tolerance / delight of the dog.
"Crumpet just sat there, accepting the snoot wank like it was part of her daily duties as Vicky's dog”
Snoot Wank by Snoot_wanker April 9, 2026