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The frosty Valentine

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.
“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
The frosty valentine”
“What”
Urban dictionary it bitch”
by The lonely man February 7, 2018
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Joselyn Cruz valencia

Joselyn Cruz valencia is a social media star. She is very smart, cute, sexy, have brown hair, blue eyes and glasses she recently got.she can be very kind but her feelings can be hurt very easily, she is very loyal, she is very funny! She has so much friends! She is popular too! don’t lose her at all she comes one time in the life time Joselyn can be serious sometimes she even got your back!
Hey Joselyn Cruz valencia, can you be my friend please and can you make a tik tok with me please oh and give me your Snapchat and insta! And trust me I don’t want to lose you as a friend
by Not very cute October 26, 2019
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A Giulia Valentina

A Giulia Valentina is a kind of a person who is upset when she receives a different or defected product than what she ordered.

The term refers to when Giulia Valentina bought a Fornasetti candle with a bee on the nose, making sure with the customer service that she would receive that particular one and they sent her a different candle with butterflies.
"I ordered a flour sieve on Amazon. It was delivered late and also broken. I asked for a refund. I'm such a Giulia Valentina right now."
by Scaberta April 16, 2020
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Jamie-Bella Valeriano

a smart beautiful person who loves her family but cross her and its game over this girl knows how to hold grudge. she can also often come off as intimidating towards other people. They can usually pull who ever they wont but choose to be left alone.
"you know Jamie-Bella Valeriano she is so cool"
by philopine smith February 15, 2021
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tammy barbara valentine

guy: bro who hacked ur mom?
me: tammy barbara valentine?
by silly rabbit July 7, 2021
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No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀
by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022
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Maria de Valencia

The Woosh sound a shart makes in Ibitha
Did you just Ave’ Maria de Valencia? Your context doesn’t help your content
by PhilthyPhonetic July 14, 2022
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