Penis Muffin

n. When one's penis is so small, that it looks like a muffin.

Leo Yu got kicked in the balls, so his dick never grew; it's a penis muffin.

by Ivana Dick February 4, 2008

italian penis

The most gigantic penis in the wole world. Italian men and their male descendents are said to have a very big penis. It's a gift of the race.

Ben: Hey man! Have you hidden a whisky bottle under your pants?
Giuliano: No, man. It's my Italian penis!!!!!

by Leo_rex June 27, 2007

Penis Brain

A person who thinks with there penis.

A guy who just wants to have sex.

A man who is horny all of the time.

A guy that thinks only with his penis and of his penis.

A man who believes everything in life can be in some way relative to the human penis.

A man who uses his penis to hide the fact that he has no skills in getting women.

"My ex boyfriend was such a penis brain, all he cared about was sex"

"Why do you always have to be such a penis brain? All you think about is your penis!"

by Suckmycockerspanielbitch69 October 7, 2008

Penis Posse

A group of males who hang out together, mainly to get drunk, talk about sports, and do all that other manly stuff that men do.

"Sorry, ma I can't come over for dinner because I'm getting wasted with my penis posse."

by Balzy923 February 4, 2010

Penis Smile

A misheard lyric in txt’s song “thursdays child has gone too far” We all hear it but we don’t talk about it.

Moa: “why was Taehyun talking about penis smiles?”

Moa #2: “he never said that :)”

by eliseymomohasbigbobs June 2, 2022

Penis Rot

Also known as dick cheese penis rot is a disgusting fungus that is produced from under washing of the penis.

Dude, he hasn't showered in weeks. He must have an awful case of penis rot.

by Myawesomelife February 23, 2009

penis wall

The inability to talk to girls because of one's shyness.

Even though the boy was popular and outgoing, he could never talk to the girl he liked on the phone because of his penis wall.

by Andi The Almighty June 24, 2007