John Carroll

I’m a boy. I am the lonely popular boy. I like this i like that. I’m kinda cute i mean. I do good in school! And i like school i’m not going to lie. I play for long island land shark baseball. So yes i am a landshark. I am mistaken for human but as i said i am the landshark. I like grocery shopping and playing ball with my family.

yo i’m john carroll

by johncarroll November 28, 2019

john isaac

a short guy who only wears adidas. john isaac means minion to the ruler of the elves

John isaac said he quit baseball!

by allthelawleylove March 22, 2019

John Miller

The whitest name of all

Dude: Yo dude i heard you're John Miller.... dude, you're sooooo white

JM: Yea hah... my parents are morons

by ofrfr June 1, 2019

A John Wick

Someone who is very good at what they do. These days, it’s primarily used in Fortnite, where the most prestigious skin is one of John Wick.

Ethan: Yo it’s a fucking John Wick!
Leah: Aah! A John Wick!
*John Wick rocket riding across the map*
Jason: Fucking John Wicks.

by exoticmuffinman May 22, 2018

John Fealias

The most powerful person in the universe. He is good friends with double J and will slaughter any poser who try’s to stop him.

The last thing the women saw was John Fealias staring into her eyes with a knife in his right hand.

by John Fealias June 22, 2020

John CENA

A dead meme from 2016

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!! AND THIS IS A DEAD MEME!!!

by DisManz April 19, 2018

Saint John

A town perfectly placed in the right location. Hopefully Saint John doesn't turn out like Lansing. The new hotspot for the Dutch and German enclaves with a high acceptance of any other culture as long as they are good citizens or rich. A town Al Capone may have utilized for its location.

Saint John Indiana is a great town.

by Kurt Benjamin June 18, 2017